Just like in the old days, Europe’s stupid and envious have been bewitched.
Author Dob Olson throws the responsibility on to the wise: “It happened because the wise only thinks of themselves. The wise have completely failed. Half of them only think of Audi and the other half only think of figs built up nicely so they represent a Volkswagen. None of them considers going to the theater and giving a long speech.”
Sorcerer Cabbage Lambada believes that the stupid and envious are easy to bewitch:
“You can bewitch them with a common stick. That will do. A tassel. A stick. A soup spoon. By the way, I just happened to bewitch myself with the mouthpiece of a Tuba. Now I’m blue on my back. It usually disappears when I eat lots of cornflakes.”