A locksmith from London has managed to open a lock, the locking mechanism of which itself constituted an almost insuperable difficulty. The lock was locked with atoms and secured with very very large iron thingies.
“Firstly, the lock was very big. Secondly, the locking mechanism was very small. But by examining the intermediate modules, I got the lock opened. You must bear in mind that it was not just the door that was locked. It was the lock itself.”
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