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“Those who look good and have lots of energy have some really important feelings”

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The Other Newspaper has been invited by Statistics Denmark.

“Those who look good and have lots of energy have some really important feelings. We have now begun to look into it.”

How?

“We have closed the statistics department.”

Statistics Denmark has closed the statistics department?

“Yes. Now we are called Denmark’s Likes.”

How does this affect everyday life on what was previously known as Denmark’s Statistics?

“We have begun growing cucumbers as part of the restructuring and in order to get to know each other better.”

What color does a cucumber have?

“I don’t remember.”






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