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Disney dog Scamp marries inner supermodel

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»I went directly to the media after I had married Scamp the Disney dog. Scamp had only a single page of Donald Duck magazine when I was a kid. Totally unfair. Scamp is the most complex and, I’d say, the most generous person I know.«

Ebba Skammelsen waves her hand and a waiter brings more sweet wine. Four meringue are rejected with a smile. She’s an inner supermodel. Most recently, her beautiful interior graced the covers of Vogue and Marie Claire. The media usually calls her four times a day. This time it was she who took the initiative and contacted Den Anden Avis (The Other Newspaper). Scamp barks in the background:

»Scamp kiss fat man.«

Ebba pats her husband on the head:

»Scamp kiss Jewish lady with big hands working in the supermarket. But in a moment now. We gotta make this interview.«






(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)