»That’s a ruby you’ve got there.«
»No … Is it? It’s a heirloom. A ruby. But I had no idea it’s a ruby.«
»That’s a dress you have there.«
»I had no idea it’s a dress. I bought it just recently.«
»You speak strangely. You talk fast, confused and in a stressed manner.«
»Now listen. It’s actually me who is the scientist. You just roam behind your desk while I live.«
This conversation didn’t take place on Upper Manhattan yesterday where Den Anden Avis (The Other Newspaper) was present. It’s merely a transcript of what the eyes of the two guests said to each other. The real conversation was quite different and was about a load of cushions that were transported through Croatia during major hardships.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)