Seligmans FuttenBlusser works great if you have sweaty feet. The machine itself weighs 2000 tonnes and can easily be installed in a nine-story office building. Press the button with the middle toe on the right foot while closing your eyes and swinging with your arms. After just six hours, the effect has occurred and you can use the last hour in the office to turn the device off again.
Interpretation 1: This text focuses on the things we just do not need and the linguistic distances in relation to talking about them.
|The linguistic distances at the gay olympics.|
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)