Goofer Hasp Leston Fitzbotton digs in his pipe and sits down. He owns a web service for otherwise decent people who entirely receive LinkedIn emails.
“You write a few words about yourself and enter your email and name and I send a friendly email. People like it.”
What do you mean they like it? Do you have alike button?
“Do I? Personally? If I have a like-button? Of course I have a like-button. Haha!”
Goofer lights his pipe with a specially designed lighter.
What happens if you write ‘It sounds like you have some challenges which needs to be solved…’?
“Haha. No, I don’t use that kind of words. It is not a date or an agony column. I do not take myself so seriously.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)