If you have four you can get an ice cream. If you have none you can get a regretful glance from an ice-cream man who exclaims “I can’t. Sorry. The money must be on the table in front of me so I can put them down in my cash register so it rattles a bit.” Julius Fiver flips the coin in his hand. “If you look carefully you can see a little area of round air. You have to look in the middle. It’s great, right? But if you compare it with the coin itself, the 5-crown piece is the nicest. I paid five and a half for this. “The Other Newspaper asks Julius Fiver what he wants to use it for. “I want to use it together with a fifty crown note to buy beans. I’m studying theology.*)”
*) In danish, the words for beans and prayers are the same (bønner).
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)