Liberalist Krino Felby opposes the idea of starting from scratch when starting from the beginning.
“You can easily jump a few steps.”
“Well, if you jump a couple of steps, you can avoid taking the consequences of the first decisions. The first decisions are usually stupid.”
You are very smart.
“I have just invented the eChair. You can imagine a small box that sits in your belt just above the bottom. When you squeeze the buttocks together, a complete garden chair with armrests unfolds.”
I’d rather just imagine a small box.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)