“My strengths are salt water and more salt water.”
Scuba diver Finn Blank has chosen to look for his friends at the bottom of the sea but so far he has found no one.
“Water is springy.”
Want more tea?
“Thank you… thank you. There must be just enough milk in the cup to make it visible on the surface of the tea.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)