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Married Couple Teach Greeks about Cooking


The married couple Camphor and Beanie Silversmith spend their leisure time being assholes towards their parents. Recently they have been pigs towards two mice.

“Have you ever tasted tzatziki? Yes exactly. You throw some yogurt into some grated cucumbers. Ugh.”

Beanie adds:


Beanie’s parents think she’s horrible despite the success of her liver pâté in Athens.

“She is something between an unpleasant pussy and a fucking fool. Such an asshole.”

Camphor’s parents are of the same opinion when the conversation is brought round to their son.

“I tell you. He is so nasty to us. Such a sucker!”

When I convey the parents’ opinion to her, she turns the conversation to the Greeks again. Beanie looks stiff:

“I think they also put pepper in.”

Camphor corrects:


“Yes. Garlic.”

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