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Finnish Chalk and Hungarian Fertilizer Attracts Dane’s Attention

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A Danish businessman now claims “that his brain has acquired an interesting curl that allows him to earn money no matter where and at what time he lives, except in Duttville in the year 1950.”

“The Finnish piece of chalk is unique for two reasons. I will not say which ones. The Hungarian fertilizer can make a tree to grow 700 meters per minute. That speaks for itself. But it should be quiet. We are eating.”

The businessman grabs a lump of meat in his mouth and walks peacefully around himself and lies down in front of the microphone.

“It’s Entwistle here. Entwistle in your radio.”






(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)