The biking politician is not a coach. He’s just Gerhardt Entwistle.
“In extreme cases a bicycle can be used as tweezers.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)