“It’s easy to be kind to all people.”
Entwistle looks at John.
Entwistle corrects himself:
Now one is an optimist and the other a pessimist. The audience has long ago fallen asleep or walked out. Entwistle and John are known as the country’s dullest standups.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)