It isn’t Wilson Johnson who invented Christianity. On the other hand, he is the only one who can affect these two names throughout the Kingdom of Denmark. For this he has been awarded a medal.
“Dignity is a label. Responsibility is a label. That doesn’t suit me very well. I like labels when they sit peacefully on a wine bottle.”
Wilson Johnson leaves and fetches a shampoo bottle from the bathroom.
“See. No label.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)