Because of a stupid tailor who pushes, Ulrik Viborg has now moved into an ax.
“I live in the relatively huge space between atomic nuclei and electron shells in the iron atoms of the ax. There is no room for my vinegar collection, but I have two bookcases of fat.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)