“Those who watch Tour de France also watch a little Gewiss Ballan and Rabobank in the background in the form of stickers, pennants and small barrels of clay. Albeit you can’t go down to the dentist and get a new Gewiss *) or physically visit Rabobank. This is one of the principles of our modern world. It is a kind of liquid silver. What kind is not absolutely clear.”
*) Wordplay. In danish the word “gebis” means artificial teeth.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)