The Other Newspaper has been informed that Angus Angryface was so angry yesterday that he insisted on wearing a single sock only. He wore his shoes the usual way. In the evening, when the anger abated, he put on the other sock.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)