Jackson: “Hi! I just made a plate that’s quite big. The clay is not dry yet, so I’d like to know: How big should a plate be in the EU?”
The Other Newspaper: We can’t answer right now. We’re holding a balloon.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)