Desmond Entwistle and Papse »Des« Johnson are married. They met at the company fan club at the Longines table. But it was not till the group trip to the Jules Klein Reservation in Gut that they learned to pronounce Longines properly while holding a huge hip while bathing. It took three more random meetings before they realized that they seriously liked each other. In fact they’re unusually stupid. Desmond gazes into space and says something, while Des tries to tuck an ice cube through the neck of his soda bottle. A bird flies by.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)