Last year he brought home the primitive behavior from the Kallis Islands in the Pacific. This year he visited the Arab peninsula and again he has carried a lot home with him.
“He brings too much home. He changes completely from year to year, depending on where he travels. I love that fool. I love him with a never failing love.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)