2-1. A narrow victory. But Messing managed to close his mouth between the two mouth openings that brought him the trophy: a tube that shines mysteriously.
“Now, through this ‘tube’ or simply ‘pipe’ or simply ‘poop’, I will be able to look at myself and see if I’m mature or immature.”
“The first time I saw through it, I invented a kind of agility course of calcium where old friends can take a trip, so to speak down memory lane, of course with appropriate legwear. It’s mentally healthy, but it’s dusty. I fell over the pipe then. Got it into the mouth.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)