Hello Entwistle! We love each other! I have a way that we can strengthen our friendship and get even more joy out of each other!
“One moment. Stop. Hold on.”
“You used the word method.”
Yes? Is there something wrong with that?
“You see, my life is pretty much filled up with methods. I’m a project rather than a subject and my mind is an ocean. So, one would say that I have chosen some methods myself through a process. This means, of course, that I can not prevent experiencing your method as a criticism. Even though I have not heard of your method.”
Is that the way you think every time someone presents you with something new?
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)