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Civet Cat Lied about Forelegs

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Most CEOs have a horse, so it looks great when they ride along in a blue suit or long dress. Moreover it causes a fair amount of admiration and envy among the spectators when they ride through the city’s heavy traffic during late summer. Just until they start to freeze.

“I’ve never seen a man puke because he froze.”

This was how clear, transparent and wonderful a civet cat expressed itself the other day about the awesome sight. The correctness of the objection was immediately questioned because the civet cat lied about its forelegs and called them mini-arms.

“I’ve been trying to hold on to my drink. I have tried to keep a natural attitude. What more do you want?”

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