“Obviously, it’s not a perfectly satisfying menu card we have. Conversely, cayenne can do wonders when it comes to a stump of bark.”
And it is about a stump of bark.
“It’s about using different inedible plant parts for other things than merely decorating.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)