Who other than the hare Whiff who has lived in Gloomy Forest since it was a kitten could write this poem? It is certainly fabulously well done. First of all, it is spelled with utmost accuracy.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)