Saint Costume looked angry all morning, but briefly brightened up when The Other Newspaper met him.
“I might have used those hours on something more important. But I’m only human.”
Saint Costume sips his juice.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)