We just met each other, but shouldn’t we be friends?
That is indeed a noble intention.
Yes, I have some interesting theories about cows’ sense of sight that I would like to discuss with you.
I don’t think they can see at all.
No, I think their eyes are only there for the sake of appearance.
That’s incorrect. I often feel that a cow is looking at me.
Is that right? Have you talked to your doctor?
My doctor is called Balthazar. I don’t think I dare.
Mine is called Entwistle. He’s very agreeable.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)