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Our View of Cows’ Sense of Sight Is Undergoing A Revolution

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We just met each other, but shouldn’t we be friends?

That is indeed a noble intention.

Yes, I have some interesting theories about cows’ sense of sight that I would like to discuss with you.

Yes?

I don’t think they can see at all.

No?

No, I think their eyes are only there for the sake of appearance.

That’s incorrect. I often feel that a cow is looking at me.

Is that right? Have you talked to your doctor?

My doctor is called Balthazar. I don’t think I dare.

Mine is called Entwistle. He’s very agreeable.






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