You certainly did find a ring.
“Certainly, yes yes.”
Can you tell a little about the ring?
“Well, it’s very personal.”
A ring isn’t personal.
A ring is outward. It’s almost a symbol.
“Stop. You’re the one being a symbol.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)