First it was foreigners who were the ones to suffer because of the word “integration”. They were told, in a very fine academic way, that they should be exactly like us. Now the turn has come to others.
“Others can be a tough one to swallow. The most annoying thing about others is that they can never remember where they left things.”
This is how Lighthouse Keeper Bang puts it. Switzerland Camomile disagrees, but as he starts to speak, a small button falls out of his mouth.
“The only thing we know for sure is that somewhere in the universe, for every human being, there is an escape artist with white hair who lives in a comfortable guest house.”
(Artiklerne på The Other Newspaper er fiktive. Formålet med The Other Newspaper er at give offentligheden en ny, urovækkende og humoristisk spejling af den måde vi konsumerer nyheder på traditionelle medier og opslag på de sociale som får modtageren til at sætte spørgmålstegn ved om verden har brug for forandring og om man kan leve på nettet.)