Is a nutshell also a place?
“Only if it is attached to the rail with a tiny nail.”
You do not need to load the dishwasher in the evening in a nutshell if it is attached to the rail with a tiny nail.
“Or a screw.”
And what do you want to drink?
“A coke, please.”
Will that be all?
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)