A man who drove south through a stretch of forest and glades discovered a swarm of cheap watches as he drove north through a city later in the day.
Were you interested in the watches?
“No, I already own a watch.”
You aren’t wearing it now, at least.
Do you have a T-Shirt on?
“It’s a cheat T-shirt. A simple ring of fabric without sleeves or torso.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)