It is evident from a relatively long distance that Knorrda Entwistle does not use a fife like other people. I take a seat under his chin and make myself comfortable. Then a pleasant flow of talk starts over me, which soon has the nice consequence that I fall asleep.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)