A reader asks:
I’m sitting here because I found an old typewriter with a black-and-red ink ribbon stretched between two coils. And now the problem is: How do I measure the width of the ribbon?
Ink ribbon Groge Entwistle answers: “With a ruler.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)