“So if I play soccer and one from my team scores while I just stand and gape down at the back line, then I ask myself: would it have been better if I had run around?”
Where exactly would you be thinking about that?
“That would typically be in the changing room.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)