“So it’s not the amount of cornflakes that have been reduced. It’s actually the individual flakes.”
Are you an advertising expert?
It just sounded so appetizing when you said flakes.
“Well flakes are just the bits that cornflakes consist of.”
Are they? Are you sure?
In what language?
“Swedish. In Swedish.”
Can you say other words in Swedish?
Svensk. What does that mean?
“I said Swedish in Swedish. Svensk.”
Now you did it again.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)