Raisins were thrown. Raisins were eaten. Buildings were built with raisins. Conversations of raisins were had. You could go on. The generals went on and they had lots of fun.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)