Your invention is awesome!
You’re very talented.
Why do you always say ribbit?
“Because I’m a frog and got a deja vue.”
Could we turn off the mike and just talk normally?
“But I invented something really clover.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)