One must be careful not to exhibit their French fries for the other family members. If you have a brother with a big mouth, with room for lots of the characteristic oblong French fried potato sticks, beware. Apply a little liver pâté on his glasses as soon as he approaches the refrigerator. If it goes wrong and he actually grabs the fries and starts consuming them one by one without you being able to prevent it, you can offer him a new bike.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)