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Beware: Certain Types of Pillow Fabric Can Suck the Aura Out of Your Face

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You’ve been a writer for ten years and haven’t published anything in book form yet.

“That’s right, yes.”

What did the publisher last say you sent in?

“He said what you are suggesting is an underwater head who lives in a seaweed forest and hates having its hair cut.”






(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)