Imagine the amount of speculations a baffled salad might bring about. How does it affect the nervous system that you have just consumed a surprised tomato, a shocked cucumber, a disturbed carrot and a frightened chili? So strong feelings between the teeth can overshadow even the best main course. This was also the case in this situation. My companion and I had to fight to remember what a steak was. We had forgotten the norms and the most fundamental rules for steak art. We had forgotten everything. And in this slightly silly way you can say we were ready for the dessert. Here were no unexpected movements of the mind, but a seemingly perfectly square piece of ice. It deducted marks. That made us angry. We didn’t care for that.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)