You are known as a man of influence who are open about this influence. The last thing I like especially, at the risk of sounding like an apple polisher.
“I’d rather say that the world is unfair and that I’m one of those set to manage some small atoms playing with each other.”
Do you call two hundred bagpipes tiny little atoms playing tag?
“I usually put it this way: two and two is four and four and four is eight. Eight minus two is six. Six divided by eight is three-quarters. That’s less than one. On plus three quarters is one and three quarters. If we add a quarter to that, we have two.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)