The Other Newspaper replies:
A little of everything, but not that much. You could say that people walk around a little quietly in order not to wake you. It’s several billion people we are talking about, so it’s pretty well done.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)