“First of all, I think we should adhere to the fact that here on this island, old popcorn can be exchanged for new ones. It is this generous exchange that characterizes the island and which is likely to stop altogether the second the apples fill it all.”
Right now I can see a pear 12 feet away.
“That’s just a model.”
But what are we to consider?
“Now we need to take into consideration that it is not a specific apple that has brought about this situation where there is hardly room for more apples on Apple Island.”
Why do you call it Apple Island when it’s called Fett Island?
And why do you have a wreath of horizontal owls sitting on your head?
“They symbolize something.”
“You have a small box in the corner of your mouth.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)