In the foreground of your, in other respects, formidable painting stands a man washing himself with a hat. Obviously that’s what he does.
“I’m glad it’s clear.”
Yes, but why ruin a beautiful painting with that kind of nonsense. No one washes themselves with a hat.
“It could be an attempt to give out a cool masculine atmosphere, like when a cowboy or explorer, after shaving with a razor, wipes his face with a cloth without rinsing it with water afterwards.”
Yes, but how can that mood be given out to, for example, these pine trees in the background when the man with the hat appears completely misplaced?
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)