In a press release issued on Thursday, it became clear what Poland meant about the wooden space rocket that we received magnificent drawings of last week: It apparently doesn’t exist, when it comes to the crunch.
We asked the rocket inventor why it doesn’t exist.
“It’s because it’s made of oak.”
Does it work?
“Yes, yes. It works.”
That is strange. Are you sure?
“Want to try giving it a ride?”
“Now I pressed the start button by accident.”
Argh! Are we in the rocket?
We interrupt this interview to remind you that if you, as an adult, do not think this childish humor is funny then you have a serious problem.
Reader (you): “What’s the problem?”
Morten: “You should really be able to laugh at children’s humor.”
Morten: “Otherwise you have a problem.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)