“It’s possible it exists. I don’t know it off the cuff.”
What do you know off the cuff? What does the cuff specialist say?
“He says a fire truck drove down to the village pond to investigate.”
It’s difficult to have people!
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)