How can a big, handsome man just disappear? The cigarette Thomas asked himself that question yesterday.
You disappeared over an ashtray?
Well more like you went up in smoke.
You went up in smoke, Johnson!
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)