You’ve studied water for a lifetime in order to make sculptures of art.
I meant, of course: Sculptures of water.
“But it keeps collapsing all the time.”
Still, you’re interested in water.
“Yes. Water has something never-ending about it.”
Most people would say that it doesn’t make much sense, but almost, to claim that.
“Yes. I just mean that water flowing around and around has something never-ending about it.”
But doesn’t that require an engine?
“In a way.”
(Note: “Art is rising” (“Kunsten stiger”) is a danish ironic expression first used by a sailor who helped land the ship of danish sculptor Bertel Thorvaldsen. It’s still in common use today.)
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)