Did you send it?
Did you press enter?
“No. I flew up from the chair.”
“I was stung by a bee.”
I am well aware of that, but you could have sent it afterwards.
“Well, I forgot the rest of it. Wait… Now I remember. My Tweet was to read: ‘When students use the word god about e.g. their math teacher, it is often meant well, but still an understanding of the statement seems to require a fundamentally atheist view, just as the choice of words itself demands.'”
That’s a profound tweet. Not at all in the style of a typical Twitter user’s externally controlled behaviour or lack of the same.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)